In honor of the big V I've composed the following thirteen versions of famous poems about love that tell it more like it really is. Credit goes to Sela who gave me this idea by saying number one, verbatim.
1 "She walks in beauty like...a well-groomed standard poodle."
- 2. "When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor...the ability to pay his bills."
3. "There is no remedy for love but...seven children."
4. "designer shoes..is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."
5. "To love is to receive a glimpse of...cellulite."
6. "Learning to love yourself is the greatest...way to get a free orgasm."
7. "love is not love which alters when it...love handles finds."
8. "There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the...brain."
9. "The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from...Beverly Hills doctors."
10. "Beauty is truth, truth beauty, --that is all...the ugly people tell themselves."
11. "Beauty is a form of genius...especially if you lack any other form."
12. "At the touch of love everyone becomes...stupid."
13. "The course of true love never did...require a pre-nup."
Have a happy Valentines Day!!
25 comments:
This made me smile.
This is adorable...thanks for sharing!
~Harris.
Oh, laughing my hind end off! Thanks for this today!
Yay! I love 'em. WTG AJ & Sela!
3. "There is no remedy for love but...seven children."
And I find two to be quite prohibitive at times. =)
LOL - thanks for the great laugh. Happy Valentine's Day.
*snortgiggle* That was terrific, thank you! Happy Vday/TT. =P
I agree with all of them! Loved #3 and #13! Happy Valentine's Day!
Cute!
Happy Valentine's Day!
*hugs*
Paige
My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/
This is great! As a mother of seven I had to laugh at #3. My Valentine's card to my husband says, "I love you with the lustful intensity of a woman much younger and with fewer children". ;-)
They are all true. Bwahahahahaaha. Thanks for the laughs and have a great TT and Valentine's Day. :)
Buhahahahahahahahahaw!
If music be the food of love.....then I'm eating emo.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh! Happy Valentine's Day!!!
happy valentine's day. great quotes!
I am so loving the quotes with pictures. Fabulous! Seriously, those photos made the quote even more bearable and humorous. Thanks for stopping by my blog, also.
Your #6 sort of fits with my TT.
I think #1 is my fave though.
Thanks for visiting by the way.
YummY!
Great adaptations of poetry and really loved the pictures illustrating the text.
This made me laugh. #10 picture caught me off guard. I can only imagine someone like that looking at their self in the mirror and saying, "I am beautiful." Now that's what I call high self esteem. :) By the way, thanks for visiting my TT.
It's a fun read and the pics added to the overall experience. Thanks for you visit!
LOL Those are hillarious!
I loved your list!
Thanks for stopping by and visiting my TT.
Thanks guys for dropping by. Wow, that's a lot of kids Lori. Nice valentine though. Noner I couldn't find your TT.
Funny!
ROFL!! AJ where do you find these things. I loved it. You're great you know that?
Funny list!
Some of those made me laugh out loud.
That is one UGLY picture!
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