Okay, since I am a romance writer despite the fact I hardly ever mention it on this blog anymore (Try talesfromthecrit.com) I thought I would make a nod to my true roots today. This is a list of things you just really hope you'll never hear a romance hero say...
1. "Mother said she saw you last night. Through your bedroom window."
2. "I had a test. It's not my fault it was a false negative."
3. "We'll have our own happily ever after. Just you, me and your hot sister."
4. "I'm actually afraid of guns--and spiders. Also mice, certain kinds of popcorn, my aunt Lois, midget porn, fixing cars, eating at a Chinese restaurant, people who have last names that begin with F, Levis 501's, aggressive women..."
5. "Sure, I'm totally into the idea of marriage. I've already done it thirteen times before."
6. "I'm looking for an old-fashioned girl, you know, the kind of girl who doesn't actually expect me to do anything."
7. "I've never had this kind of problem before. It must be you."
8. "I'd like you to meet Nadine. She lives in my basement. Well, I don't know if lives is the right word."
9. "I'm really trying to be abstinent right now."
10. "I wasn't lying, per se. There are many levels of truth."
11. "Here's all truths and all my hang ups. I love you for what you are. Who needs two hundred pages of conflict? Let's get married."
12. "You should come over for a little you know what. Honestly, my parents don't mind if I have people over."
13. "I'm not here to solve your problems. If you've got a stalker then YOU'VE got a stalker. Not me." (Just so unhero like.)
Now remember this is not representative of real life. Just of my heroes baby. Yeah.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
13 Things You Just Never Want to Hear From the Mouth of a Hero From a Romance Novel
Posted by AJ Chase at 6:33 AM
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Very nice.
ha!! that gave me a good morning laugh.
betty
LOL! Those are too funny!
*hugs*
Paige
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you are soooooooo not right! lol lol
happy tt!
LOL Love 'em AJ. Bet your heroine's will behave if you show them what they COULD wind up with if they don't! ;)
Happy TT!
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Very good! Thanks for the giggles! ROFL!
LOL - loved it.
I wouldn't want to hear these either :)
Let #7 fly out his mouth and he'll find himself without the offending part! Oy!
My 13 are here.
Funny, AJ!
Laughs....great list! Happy TT!!!
"I wasn't lying, per se. There are many levels of truth
I've heard this one before. LOL.
*LOL*
Oh my, LOL Thanks for the laughs. Happy T13!
Ha! 12 sounds sooooo romantic. LOL!
Funny TT! Thank you.
Ha, you are funny. And a romance writer -- that's really neat!
Thanks everyone for dropping by. I have to make my own TT rounds and just haven't yet. LOL, Suzanne you gotta know whose fault that really is.
lol enjoyed every one and the pics just made it perfect -- especially the last one. mmm
Really amusing, especially the one about the HEA with the sister! LOL Thanks for visiting my blog!
Girl, you are sooo crazy! That was funny. I especially like #7. Thanks for visiting my TT. By the way "While You Were Sleeping" is a nice choice for a fav. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle?
Yes. I like You've Got Mail better though for the two of them.
LOl. Great TT AJ!
As usual AJ, you make me giggle. Hmm, I hope none of my heros ever say something along those lines....
What a great TT! You're so clever!
~Harris.
LOL, definitely don't want to hear any of these from any hero's mouth! Thanks for visiting my blog and your comment, would you believe I'm just reading it now? Do you know someone with PDD-NOS, just curious because you followed the link back to ning.com Have a great week!
My son has Asperger's Syndrome. I was excited to find your link.
ROFL!! Seriously, where did you come up with those? You are so special my on the bus sister! *hugs*
OMG, AJ...you are funny. How the hell do you come up with this stuff? :)
Got a good smile from this list. Great pictures made it even funnier!
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